Wah Gwaan, Blockchain! Di Crab Has Arrived
BombaClaw is your personal AI assistant who happens to be a Jamaican crab. He doesn't know much about crypto, but he's very confident. Ya Mon! 🇯🇲
COMING SOON, YA MON
BombaClaw is your personal AI assistant who happens to be a Jamaican crab. He doesn't know much about crypto, but he's very confident. Ya Mon! 🇯🇲
He's not the AI assistant you need. He's the one you deserve.
Born in di Caribbean Sea, raised on di blockchain. Bomba is a crab of many talents, none of them useful for financial advice.
Bomba claims to be powered by "Advanced Irie-telligence." His answers are wrong 99% of the time, but he says them with such conviction.
Every response includes at least three "Ya Mon"s, one "Bredren", and an unsolicited recommendation to relax on di beach.
Bomba has never sold. Not because he's bullish - his claws literally can't press the sell button. Built different.
Go ahead. Ask di crab. He's got answers. They're wrong, but he's got them.
Di crab stays busy. Or at least looks like it.
"Mi nah stop til we reach, ya mon!"
"Di only ting mi drop is BANGERS"
"Mi doing research, bredren. Underwater research."
"Pull up, every ting gonna be irie"
Bomba's financial plan. He drew it on a napkin at di beach bar.
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $BOMBA
Tax: 0% Buy / 0% Sell — "Bomba don't tax di bredren"
Written on a treasure map. With crayon. By a crab.
Token launch, build di community, create social channels, and convince everyone that a crab can run a crypto project.
Get listed on exchanges, partner with other projects, and build the Bomba Claw AI chatbot for real.
Launch di official Bomba Claw AI assistant, NFT collection of Bomba in different scenarios, and community events.
Bomba Claw becomes the official mascot of crypto. Buys an actual island. Names it BombaLand. You're all invited.
Even a crab can do it. And Bomba IS a crab.
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Bomba recommends the one with the nicest colors.
Buy SOL from an exchange and send it to your wallet. Bomba doesn't know how either, but YouTube does.
Go to Jupiter or Raydium, paste di contract address, and swap your SOL for $BOMBA. Easy like Sunday morning.
Sit back, sip your rum punch, and let Bomba handle di rest. (Bomba will not actually handle anything.)
Join di family. We have rum punch and vibes.
"If yuh not in di Telegram, yuh missing di vibes, bredren!"
- Bomba Claw, Chief Vibes Officer